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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
black-holes-of-symmetry: I CANNOT CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON WHERE IS THE PEACE BECAUSE I AM DON E
ostracizedpoodle: *gets down on one knee* will you go away
shadow-pony: corporalbutts: Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long. 60 feet is a HUGE size. Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece. I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY: I wanna see...
He loved her in a subtle kind of way. It wasn’t the kind of love you see in...– Jake Christie, Small Stories (via perfect)
shalrath: what we should be getting a multiple tag search option an actually working block option a fix on the tumblr video player being able to post pictures into the caption of anything else besides a text post what we are getting
jaredsadalecki: Tomorrow is the Supernatural season finale. We will not be alright. And we apologize for anything that might occur. You have been warned Sincerely, The Supernatural Fandom I swear to all that is holy, if anyone posts spoilers and doesn’t tag them I will make you step on a Lego
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
doctorwho: kia-kaha-winchesters: runaeveena: By this saturday, supernatural, sherlock, doctor who, homestuck, and the english hetalia will all be on hiatus simultaneously. You have been warned. The fanageddon is near what’s a hiatus?
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
beautifulliesandrockbottom: wilbr: In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of...
the internet ruined my life: titles of songs i’ve... →
the-vashta-nerada: titles of songs i’ve written about my first year of college netflix is my only friend oh my god what the fuck is going on i hate everyone here things i don’t care about: this sociology paper and my liver i’m a failure i’m only happy when i drink alone oh no my professor is young and hot oh no my professor is young and hot: the “oh he’s a dick” reprise
So I’m taking my APUSH exam tomorrow morning and you want to know how I’m going to remember that the Warsaw Pact was the Russian version of NATO?
How the sky would look if the planets were as...
david-john-mcdonald: lumos5000: c-parks: robmcdon: spongebobsimonpants: kellyeatworld: guceubcuesu: Moon… Mercury… Venus… Mars… Jupiter… Saturn… Uranus… Neptune… JUPITER. Holy fuck What about if Earth had rings? What would that look like this is like porn i love space Gallifrey… Gallifrey I wondered when Gallifrey was going to show up in...
dirkkat: i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts