J.K. Rowling’s new book: September 23, 2012 Doctor Who Series 7: August 2012 Supernatural Season 8: October 3, 2012 The Hobbit: December 14, 2012 Sherlock Series 3: (here’s hoping) 2013 Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013. Man of Steel: June 14, 2013 Wolverine 2: July 26, 2013. Thor 2: November 15, 2013. Catching Fire: November 22, 2013. The Hobbit 2: December 13, 2013. Deadpool: 2013/2014 The Amazing...
interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele
JOHN GREEN'S STARTED WORKING ON A NEW BOOK?!
fishingboatproceeds: noeyeinclare: First off, I’m sorry about your ovaries. Secondly, I like writing stories. It is pretty much my favorite thing to do. Hopefully I will write many, many more books—so many that you become tired of them and all become Hipster John Green Fans and say, “His early stuff was okay but after TFiOS he just became a hack.”
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass...
PHIL COULSON IS ALIVE
lucifersnuts: tom-hiddleston-sits-like-a-whore: HE LIVES SON OF COULLLLLLLLLLLL the noises I made were not human. but wat.
Valar Morghulis: destielcanoninmymind:... →
destielcanoninmymind: rcmclachlan: euclase: I’m going to compare a fictional character who isn’t human to a real life murderer who killed real humans in the hopes of getting some leverage for my ‘ship. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, rockoncaroline. Real people died. REAL PEOPLE…
A STATUE OF AN ANGEL
Normal person: Wow, what a lovely piece of art. I wonder how long it took?
Me: DEAR JESUS WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BLINK
A BLUETOOTH HEADSET
Normal person: Oh! This is handy!
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT HAS BEGUN
A DRUM BEAT
Normal person: This is catchy, I like it.
Me: WE'RE ALL FUCKED NOW
SOMEONE MIMICS YOU
Normal person: You think you're so funny. Stop it.
Me: DO NOT STEAL MY VOICE I CAN FEEL THE COMATOSE SETTING IN OMG HELP ME
A VAN GOGH PAINTING
Normal person: That's extremely beautiful.
Normal person: Now, this is awesome!
Me: I'M GONNA DIE
SILENCE IN THE LIBARAY
Normal person: Excellent. Nice and quiet, no distractions.
Me: OH FUCK
Normal person: What an amazing historical site!
Me: HELLO STONEHENGE!!!!!
A BIG, BLUE POLICE BOX
Normal person: walks past it without noticing it
Me: HE'S HERE DOCTOR OMG I AM READY I VOLUNTEER TAKE ME WITH YOU I'LL BE THE BEST COMPANION EVER I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING PLEASE
pretty girl: boyfriend
ugly girl: boyfriend
weird girl: boyfriend
obnoxious girl: boyfriend
rude girl: boyfriend
stupid girl: boyfriend
lesbian girl: boyfriend
dead girl: boyfriend
me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
imjustwaytooedgy: pnieapple: rnax: pnieapple: rnax: I feel like an almond what kind of text post is this it’s one of those things you can’t explain you just feel fair enough sometimes i just feel like a pistachio You guys are nuts. AHAHAHA OH MAN I GOT YOU SO GOOD
lizavery: jeff that’s disgusting.